These movies are so bad-good it’ll be like watching Batman and Robin times a million.
Captain America (1979)
What it's about: Captain America dies and his son takes over as the new Captain and wears a helmet and rides a motorocycle and...everything is terrible.
Inspirational movie quote: "The American ideal. It's a little tough to find these days, isn't it?"
You can watch the trailer here.
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Justice League of America (1997)
What it's about: The B-list JLA movie no one ever wanted! Centers around the character Ice being recruited by the JLA and them taking on a terrorist-like Weatherman. Everyone looks impressively bad considering this came out only three years before the first X-Men film. But, also, Steel (with Shaquille O'Neal) came out the same year as this...so...
Inspirational movie quote: "I mean, also, though, he's very wise about fathering us and choosing, and human instincts and stuff. I get a lot from him."
You can watch it here.
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Generation X (1996)
What it's about: An Emma Frost that's only slightly better than the one January Jones played in X-Men: First Class assembles a cast of characters taken from the comic book of the same name and characters created just for the movie. It was supposed to serve as the pilot for a TV show but, well...
Inspiring movie quote: "Oh, why don't you wax your chest hair!"
You can watch the whole movie here.
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The Spirit (1987)
What it's about: Starring Flash Gordon and Major Kira from Star Trek: DS9, this movie is only slightly worse than worse than the one with Samuel L. Jackson.
Inspirational movie quote: "So dead men don't have much of a social life."
You can watch the intro here.
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